Stephen Curry

height: 6'3
weight: 185 lbs
birthplace: "Ohio"

Know why Steph Curry can shoot?

Hollow bones and perfectly aerodynamic elbows.



Clash of the DinoBallerz: Finals Edition

Everyone thinks this series is all about Dirk getting revenge on D-Wade for the 2006 Finals. This is wrong. Its all about ReDirkulous Rex taking down the original DinoBaller, Chris Bosh. Watch Dirk go to work:

Brian Cardinal: Finals Edition

height: 6'8
weight: 240 lbs
birthplace: "Illinois"

Now that Dirk has an ailing trigger finger, the Mavericks must turn to the other dino-Mav. Set this fouler of men loose and the Heat will think twice about going strong to the basket.




Andrei Kirilenko

height: 6'9
weight: 235 lbs
birthplace: "Russia"

Some thing is in the air.



































While AK-47-Million-Years-Ago has been known to leave his emotions on the court, we must applaud his restraint when a much-thinner Baron Davis ptero'ed him a new asshole:



































Some experts have called him sinewy. Others, membranous.

All-Star Weekend used to mean something.


This is the best we get these days:

Shaquille O'Neal

height: 7'1
weight: 325 lbs.
birthplace: "New Jersey"

This was taken on Shaq's 6th grade field trip to the Mariana Trench. The highlight?
"Hanging out with my dad who slumbers down there."


































Shaq may have had a tenuous relationship with Kobe Bryant, but nothing compares to his blood feud with little-known AAU phenom: Ebirah, Shrimp-Monster of the Deep.

























He learned this...



from the best.

Phil Jackson

Many fans have read Phil Jackson's "Sacred Hoops: Spiritual Lessons of a Hardwood Warrior."


































But few have seen the alternate cover art hidden from the public eye by the
dino-powers that be.

Chris Bosh

height: 6'11
weight: 235 lbs
birthplace: "Texas"

The original Dino-Baller. The Dino-Man, The Dino-Myth, The Dino-Legend.



















What a Saturday night looks like for Chris Bosh:



Shawn Bradley

height: 7'6
weight: 265 lbs
birthplace: "Utah"

Is that Pinus peregrinus I smell?


















Pau Gasol

height: 7'0
weight: 250 lbs.
birthplace: "Spain"

If you stay very still, he can't see you.









DeSagana Diop

height: 7'0
weight: 280 lbs
birthplace: "Senegal"


Dsaganasaurus Rex claims his pick-and-roll game hasn't developed because no one will let John Leguizamo play the point.


Bust of Prince Reginald, who severed his own tail when the SuperSonics left Seattle. Kevin Durant acknowledged this act of defiance was "real tough, not fake tough."

Troy Murphy

height: 6'11
weight: 245 lbs
birthplace: "New Jersey"















Artist's rendering of Troy Murphy shortly after he emerged from the Rockaway River Caverns.


































Many Earth girls have succumbed to the sultry call of the Murphasaurus.

Vince Carter

height: 6'6
weight: 220 lbs
birthplace: "Florida"

Many people blame Vince Carter for the fallout in Toronto. But few know how truly cold-blooded he is.