All-Star Weekend used to mean something.

This is the best we get these days:

Shaquille O'Neal

height: 7'1
weight: 325 lbs.
birthplace: "New Jersey"

This was taken on Shaq's 6th grade field trip to the Mariana Trench. The highlight?
"Hanging out with my dad who slumbers down there."

Shaq may have had a tenuous relationship with Kobe Bryant, but nothing compares to his blood feud with little-known AAU phenom: Ebirah, Shrimp-Monster of the Deep.

He learned this...

from the best.